Hello to all the new friends

Thanks for coming and checking out my blog. I hope you enjoy reading about my life and what goes on in it. When I read back over the posts I have made, they make me laugh. For those of you who don’t know I sent out my newsletter to everyone and gave them my blog address. I am hoping they have some great stores to tell us as well. We can’t be the only ones in the world were everything is f!!@ed up! I was sitting here reading over my past posts and thought to myself, at least I wasn’t talking out loud to myself, hey I wonder if my customer base would have fun with this? So I decided to send out a newsletter and give them the web address! Welcome to all of you have come on over and I hope you find the time to say hello!

The damn dogs keep me up all night. So I have these two beautiful dogs. Buddy he is a Brazilian Mastiff and weights 180 pounds at last weigh in and is the biggest baby I have ever seen in my life. He doesn’t like people to much, well unless you’re a girl. My daughter said hey mom I want a dog and I want this big ass dog. So I, being the great mom that I am said let me think about it. Well we were moving up to 10 acres in the country so a big dog would be nice. I mean what the heck right? Little did I know how much a big dog eats? In my mind I am thinking oh a little food here and there. LOL yeah right. This dog is so damn big it isn’t even funny. And of course we get this dog when the hubby is away on a job. So I had to stress about whether this dog would even like the hubby or not. Well the dog loves the hubby which is a good thing cuz one would have to go and I think with how big the dog is the hubby would have lost the battle. Anyway this dog is such a big cry baby and whines and whines and whines all damn day so I get this great idea, let’s get him a girlfriend. So we did, we got him a Neapolitan Mastiff girlfriend, her name is Bella Blue (because she is blue gray) and the whole time she was growing up, this little tiny puppy, we were thinking she will never be big enough to play with this 180 pound dog. Guess what, we were wrong, she is 140 pounds and can kick his ass when she wants to. One would think the damn girlfriend Bella would keep Buddy from whining right? Nope, now we have two very large dogs that eat more then any human could ever eat in a life time and whine all day and want to be with you every minute of every day. And to top it off they think that my bed is their bed and sleep with me. So two huge dogs and two cats take up the whole king sized bed and I get no sleep. So I have a plan………

You guessed it I am getting another Corona if I drink enough I wont care that they take up the whole bed and I can sleep anywhere! Dogs, wonder if I could actually get them to work or something? At least they could attempt to earn their keep around here. Now not only do I need to figure out how to make my own booze, grown my own food, save up money to get a solar powered car, I think I need to raise cattle or something so the dogs can have some food! Will it ever end?

By the way a stupid barrel of oil hit 124.00 or something like that. You know I bet if I dig down far enough I might have oil around here somewhere????? Yep a few more Coronas and a shovel should do just fine. I will let you know if I find oil... LOL

Lots of Love

Cindy