Thank God It's Thursday!!!!!

Almost done with the week from hell man. This week has been one of the worst weeks I have seen in a very long time as far as my website goes. Business is down by 75% and I am not exaggerating. So a place for me to rant about it is just what the doctor ordered. Between the every rising prices of food, gas and everything you need to live, all the products I sell have been seeing price increases as well, now we need to raise our prises and that makes shoppers leave even further. What's a girl to do anymore. obviously I need to own a oil well, did you see that a barrel of oil hit $115.00 today. No wonder we are all unable to spend any money everything has to go to gas. I think I am going to buy and electric car. No better yet a solar powered car.



So let me tell you a little bit about what's going on with me, other then the stupid business, we can talk about that later! So my hubby is out of town, he works in the movie industry. Right now as we speak he is working with Johnny Depp. How I wish I was there. I love that guy! He's hot! And from so many women I have talked to they love him to. I have to fight off a bunch of them I can see. My husbands funny, usually he tells me - oh he is a jerk or Oh he beats his dog or Oh he hates kids, when ever I say so and so is hot! You know what I mean. Anyway to top of the fact that I am not there, he has to tell me Johnny Depp is a really down to earth nice guy. So now just shoot me please. I could be on location visiting my husband (lol yeah like that's why I would go) but no I am sitting here ranting on my blog. What's wrong with this picture. I need to get the hell out of here and go visit don't you think? enough about that whole thing makes me sad I am not there!

Better subject so I was talking with another set of friends today and discussing the whole we need to make money and the economy and how I have come up with the master plan on a stress free life! i have figured out away for everyone to become stress free and it really doesn't take to much energy or time. I think I am on to something here and could prove to be profitable at the same time. well profitable in the fact that I won't need to spend any money, so profitable. And you to can achieve this stress free life by doing what I am certain will catch on soon! you guessed it I am back on the "Live a Stress Free Alcoholic Life Style. Let's just call it LSFALS from now on.... So I was talking to my good friend Phyllis today and told her my idea. Which she thought was a fantastic idea! She to is stressed just like the rest of us. As we were exchanging drink recipes for the LSFALS cause she told me how she built a home made stile when she was a kid. I thought to myself this is perfect. Why do you ask? Simple now I have a way to make my booze for cheap!!!!!!! Brilliant and I figured you would like to know as well.... So she told me they took a 5 pound coffee can put a tube in it and potatoes and boiled it over a flame. Now I am sure there is more to it then that, but we're on the right track I think. She said what they got out of it tasted like shit but....LOL so I said great you got vodka. I am going to look up stile making on the web and I will let you know. In the mean time here are our ideas for you to lead LSFALS!

Our Drinks To A Stress Free Life..... (idea's from friends passed on to new friends)

Cindy - Okay rum and diet coke still watching the calories, but I have a great recipe for Pain Killers and they come in different degree's. Considering my stress level I think I need a number 4 which means: 4 parts rum, some ice, and you just wave the guava and pineapple juice over the glass and call it done. Top that off with a few Advil and your good to go.

Phyllis - Martini's she definitely loves martini's - vodka Martini's - i wonder if it has anything to do with the potatoes she tried to make booze out of. LOL And hey if that doesn't work for you just do what we did, bring over 1 bottle of wine and proceed to open another 6 and drink them all between 3 people, through in a pizza or two and your good to go - Trust me it works we have done it!

Laura - my favorite drink is Kettle, Soda, Lemon, however, if you do a couple of shots of Sambuca that always helps! and lately I have begun drinking Proseca (italian sparkling wine but not champagne) in the morning on Sunday's just to start the day off well... yikes! - Me thinks she has a problem LOL

Mickey - The girl is still stuck on Bud Lite.. Her answer to everything is a tall can. Every time she calls she says blah blah is pissing me off I just cracked a tall can.... I think she has an addiction to Bud Lite or everything pisses her off???????? LOL

Jacklyn - Straight shots of tequila, and I mean lots of them. She has assured me that if I feel the littlest amount of stress I can do a few shots and everything will be okay.

Annette - Patron, another tequila answer, however I have been informed by her that you need be careful of this as it can cause your clothes to fall off apparently for no good reason.

Sandy - Pomegranate Martini, the pomegranate juice is high in antioxidents so it cleanses your body giving the vodka more room in your system to remove the stress! She might be on to something added health benefits.


Will have more on the LSFALS stile making later after I have researched this further. next your gonna hear How Sandy wants to be Queen of the United States - She might have something.